Bizarre Tales

Life is Stranger than Fiction and the News is Stranger than Life

Friday, February 10, 2006

Woman carrying human head arrested in Fla.

"Airport baggage screeners found a human head with teeth, hair and skin in the luggage of a woman who said she intended to ward off evil spirits with it, authorities said Friday."

Gimme a break. If you carry a human head around with you, what do you expect? You're gonna get noticed. Doh!

Me? I haven't possessed a human head since Charles Manson was arrested. I mean, you don't have to tell me twice. Helter Skelter and all that.

Travel tip: Wrap your companion human head in tinfoil and pack it in a hat box.

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