Bizarre Tales

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Friday, February 10, 2006

Teen Using Restroom Falls Out Bus Window

"A New York City teenager fell out the window of a moving bus while using the restroom Tuesday and landed on the New York State Thruway."

How many times do I have to say this? It's not like it used to be - nearly a hundred years ago. It's safe to use the toilet when traveling by bus. You don't have to hang your anterior personage into oncoming traffic.

I'm just glad he was doing #2. Road rash is a bitch.


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