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Thursday, January 26, 2006

Sex calms nerves before public speaking

Oh really. Like we didn't know that. Like we need to spend money on 'studies'. Buncha pervs. I'm jealous. Why couldn't I get a job like that? I have just as much prurient interest as anyone else.

Here's the deal. Sex calms nerves before final exams. Sex calms nerves before asking the boss for a raise. Sex calms nerves before taking your driving test. Get it yet? Sex calms nerves. Period. Doh!

We could save a whole lot of money if horny researchers would just go out and get laid before they start these lame studies.


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